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Current Rants Past Rants Associated Tomfoolery The Suspects Worship Goes Here About the Ranter 610 |
Date:
September 29, 2002
Currently Thinking Use of the word 'Holla' or other inner-city nonsense words is neither original nor witty. Don't bring that shit 'round here. Philosophy of the Day What's worth the trouble of doing is worth the trouble of asking someone else to do it. -Ambrose Pierce Current Celebrity Infatuation Britney Spears (Yes, again). For making us all believe that foreign wars and the plight of the poor take a distant second to her magic inflatable rack. |
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